Skyrim Stories

Post stories, experiences and battles that you've had in the world of Skyrim.
I'll start with a recent one that I've had.

-Was walking through Whiterun
-Suddenly a thief runs by
-See thief
-One hit him with blade sword
-Steal his inventory
-Suddenly a mammoth falls from the sky
-Kills my character
-I respawn
-The thief isn't there anymore

hahaha, i have had that. a dead spider just fell from the sky. but i've only played a few hours of skyrim on my ps3, im waiting til i get my new graphics card before i play it for real.

-Talking to Falk Firebeard
-Random Necromancer Runs In
-He Gets Decimated by Falk
-I Just Sit There Doing Nothing

-Buy Proudspire Manor in Solitude
-Realize I have over 100 books in my inventory
-Stack all of the shelves in my house with all my books
-They all fit in perfectly
-Suddenly a courier breaks into my house
-Scares the shit out of me
-Launches ice spike at him out of surprise
-It barely misses and hits one of the bookshelves and knocks all of the books off and stabs one of the coolest looking books

FML

-On my way to Markarth
-A group of Forsworn appear out of nowhere
-Use unrelenting force shout
-They all get knocked off a cliff and land on a massive clump of rocks
-They are all dead
-I walk on like nothing ever happened

-Walking through Whiterun
-See a random dead guy on the ground
-Guards start attacking me
-I beat them all
-Wonder what the fuck happened
-Realized the dead guy is a guard that I launched with Unrelenting force shout from outside Whiterun
-Realized that I have a 12000 bounty in Whiterun
-Get the fuck out of there